Patent Pending
We're extremely proud of this inside pattern. You know those parents who wont stop bragging about their kids? We're those parents, and this buttery soft, super comfortable and hyper intelligent interior pattern is designed to achieve 2 things:
1. The valleys within the ring are designed for the most intense activities and extreme temperatures. This allows the moisture to escape from betwixed thy finger and the ring, causing less irritation and prevents a future stinky finger.
2. Thanks to this tear-able pattern, you wont be losing your precious finger if it gets caught while free-climbing a 7,573 foot cliff face, attempting to grab on to a fast moving train for the perfect escape, or ascending a ladder to change a light bulb.
“For fantasy is true, of course. It isn’t factual, but it’s true. Children know that. Adults know it too and that’s precisely why many of them are afraid of fantasy. They know that its truth challenges, even threatens, all that is false, all that is phony, unnecessary, and trivial in the life they have let themselves be forced into living. They are afraid of dragons because they are afraid of freedom.”
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Image features Magnus Six in Relic Green